plz talk dirty to me
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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