ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
