I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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