It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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