that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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