I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There r osticjed everywhere
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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