Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
foreskin is a definite game changer
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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