10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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