Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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