Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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