He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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