i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
