this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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