absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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