you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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