Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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