Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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