ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Do vagina's smell?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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