Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
