I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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