so explain again why im purple
no
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
