some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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