The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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