its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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