We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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