and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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