now i know why i became what i already was.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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