are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He did a backflip because drugs
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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