Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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