Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
barbara walters just said penis...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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