Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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