they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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