Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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