Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
barbara walters just said penis...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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