sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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