How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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