how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
All the doctor said was why
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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