A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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