I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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