this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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