remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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