Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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