We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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