She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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