You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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