Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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