On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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