I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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