god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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