I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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