But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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