let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm too high and old for this...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
