so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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