Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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