you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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